Thursday, April 11, 2013

Offers you can't refuse


I used to get offers in my inbox almost every day, to purchase little blue pills at low, low prices, or to lengthen my penis, or to find a nice milf in my neighbourhood.  Nowadays, this no longer happens. Since I retired, the algorithms that determine what offers I receive seem to have deleted sex and now target desires presumably deemed more appropriate for my age group:
"Full Set of Authentic Mink Eyelash Extensions by a Master Technician" (from WebPiggy)
I kid you not.

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