Friday, December 7, 2012

No more lunatics


In a rare show of bipartisanship and civic responsibility, the US House of Representatives has passed a bill to remove the term lunatic from American federal legislation. The vote was 398 to 1. The person who voted against the bill was from Texas, and he said, according to the BBC, and I must say, not altogether unreasonably:
"Not only should we not eliminate the word 'lunatic' from federal law when the most pressing issue of the day is saving our country from bankruptcy. We should use the word to describe the people who want to continue with business as usual in Washington."

Thursday, November 22, 2012

I don't think you won't find nobody


Justin Trudeau's campaign advisor, Gerald Butts, got very negative as he tried to defend Trudeau's remarks in 2010 about Quebecers being more Canadian than Albertans.
"What [Trudeau] was saying, which was not dissimilar from what he said in January ... was that Quebecers see a government that doesn't share their values," Butts said. "And I don't think you could walk down the street of Montreal and not find too many people who would disagree with that." (As reported by the CBC)

Monday, November 19, 2012

Supermarket Banter


When I reached the cash register at my local Co-op, with my little stock of bread, fruit and vegetables, the cashier asked "Would you like Doris to help you with take-out?" Doris was a frail, smiling, grey-haired lady in her seventies, standing there all ready to bag. Co-op in Calgary, like Walmart and other stores, likes to hire lots of friendly retirees. The cashier himself, a huge black man with snow-white hair, a little out of place among all the ladies, looked to be in his sixties. I looked from one to the other and admitted I needed no help with take-out today, so they proceeded to scan and bag, smiling all the time in the friendliest sort of way. Doris then asked me, as she was no doubt trained to do, if I would be watching the Grey Cup in the afternoon. I knew it was the Western Conference final between the Stampeders and the B.C. Lions, but I like to be provocative, so I said, "Oh, no, I'll be watching tennis. It's the Davis Cup final, very important." Without missing a beat, Doris said "Oh yes, I was talking to somebody last night... Who was it now? Ah yes, my dad. And he was watching curling. I'd no idea there was even curling on, so what do I know? Eh?" And as she handed me my bag, her smile became even broader, more genuine.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Headlines


Another fascinating story picked up by the Calgary Herald:
Man maimed by crucifix he prayed to for his wife's cancer recovery.   Accident sparks lawsuit against Roman Catholic church in Albany.
And still they pray...

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Honens' People


The Honens International Piano Competition is held in Calgary once a year and for Calgarians it's a chance to hear some of the best young pianists in the world, playing alone, as accompanists, and with an orchestra. The format includes some free noon-hour recitals and this year I decided to go to one, in the foyer of the Jack Singer Concert Hall in downtown Calgary.

Things didn't start off all too well that morning because it was below zero and there was a good amount of blowing snow, and the bus, which supposedly comes every half an hour, was half an hour late, so by the time I took my seat in front of the beautiful black piano in the foyer, I was a little cold. There was an older lady in front of me who kept looking around for someone, and finally connected with an even older lady sitting next to me, heavily wrinkled, who must have been in her eighties. As I waited the twenty minutes or so for the recital to begin, they chatted happily across me as if I wasn't there at all, so I discovered where they'd parked, what groups they belonged to, what they were planning to do in Banff on the weekend and how one of their spouses' seventy-seventh birthday had gone, without having to ask anything, though being in the group, so to speak, I occasionally felt the urge to request clarification about some detail. Funny little old ladies, I was thinking, filling their retirement up pleasantly and yet emptily somehow, with groups and parties and trips to Banff. I tried to tune them out, but they were so close and articulated everything so clearly that I had to listen to everything.

Then there was a change. The one in front started relating a dream, which of course is always more interesting than talking about real life. Then, in the dream, suddenly she was improvising and incredibly, she said, moving from one key to another with no reason. "I'd be in C sharp minor and then it'd be D major, can you imagine?" "No! You can't do that." "Well, that's how it was, and you know, I was thinking, when you try to analyze what Philip Glass is doing, well, in some ways it's the same thing, like..." And off she went into a complicated technical analysis of the music of Philip Glass, an avant-garde minimalist who I see as about as far away from hiking groups and parking at Safeway as you can get.

The other lady by my side appeared to follow the analysis easily, agreeing and commenting liberally, as I was finally able to tune out, since I didn't understand a thing. I looked around at the other people in the audience, many of them older women. It occurred to me that my two were probably music teachers, and I now imagined that I was probably surrounded by dozens of present and former music teachers, all much more familiar with piano music than I, all more capable of assessing the qualities of the pianist. Because I'm old, I wasn't worried about being seen as an incompetent nincompoop, but I did feel humbled. And then the two women started talking about baking and I was back following the conversation as if nothing had happened.

The recital, by the amazing Ukrainian pianist, Sasha Grynyuk, ended with Gulda's brilliant jazzy Play Piano Play. As the last note sounded and Grynyuk slumped back, the lady at my side jumped up like a five-year-old, clapping and shouting something that sounded like "Yow, yow". I struggled to get to my feet, since everyone else was up now, and turned to look at her again. "Yow, yow," she was screaming, laughing,  applauding furiously, "Yow, yow".

Confusing Signals


Do they really know what they're talking about, these newspapers?


Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Binders full of women


Enjoyed some of the comments on Romney's remark about getting "binders full of women".

"Please, please, please God, you've never done anything for me in my whole life. Just this once answer my prayer and smite Mitt Romney."



"I don't know what all the fuss is about. Any Mormon male knows that it is common practice to select women from binders."